I’m eating dressing and cranberry sauce, and I have homemade flan chilling in the fridge. Also, orange juice. This should be disgusting, but it’s not. It’s so good. Thanksgiving in June, guys.
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
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Does anyone on here want to be my pen pal? I’m really good with letters and stuff. I’ll send you trinkets and stuff too. Reply to this or drop a reply in my ask. I really want to write people this summer. All of you guys are welcome. I’ll write all the letters.
My little brother is one of us.
| You remember in The Incredibles with the super suit guy? | Him: |
| That's what it would be like if Iron Man and Captain America were in Iron Man 3 together, sharing super suits and stuff. | Him: |
| Tony would be like 'WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?' | Him: |
| And Steve would be wearing the patriotic one in the other room like 'WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?' | Him: |
| 'WHERE. IS MY SUPER. SUIT?" | Him: |
| 'OH, NO, TONY, YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS AVENGING FOR MONTHS.' | Him: |
| 'THE CITY IS IN DANGER!' | Him: |
| 'MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!' | Him: |
| 'YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN!' | Him: |
| 'I MEAN STEVE!' | Him: |
| I have never been more proud to be related to you. | Me: |
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
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Time Lords never forget to bring a towel
A true staple in intergalactic travel
There are so many things right about this.
I legit just bought this. I mean, I need towels for college, so a TARDIS towel and some nice black towels and I’m set.
